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Lady So and So

Posts Written OnAugust 2009

One of my dreams is to build a commune where all of my friends can come and live. We will have an organic garden, a community swimming hole, a couple of grass fed cows, some free range chickens, community homeschool thingy, and weekly family fun nights with different themes. Hippies Rejoice!  Maybe what I am asking for is a bit too ambitious, or maybe that is what heaven is for, but my version of the American dream is looking a little more communist every day. It takes a village, right? But not a village made of dumb old sticks-in-the-mud. It…

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So I went to see the movie Julie and Julia this weekend. Our friend, who reccomend that I see it, said it reminded him of me. I didn’t know much about it beforehand, except that it was about a girl who blogs about her dull life while trying to be as awesome as Julia Child. I did enjoy the movie. It was entertaining, Merryl Streep did an amazing job as Julia Child, and made me want to be just like  Julia. She lived in Paris with a husband that she adored, and got to spend her days figuring out what…

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For the past year or so, I have been really interested in Natural Healing and Holistic Medicine. Since everyone has suddenly become really into healthcare because of the healthcare debate, I thought I would add my two cents worth, so that the two and a half people who read this will know what I think. My philosophy can be broken down into a few simple principles: 1. The food we eat is poop. This means that all of the processed goodies that we have come to love so much like Chicken pot pies, Canned Meats, Froot Loops Cereal, Tater Tots,…

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I stink at average things. Things that average people seem to master quickly like conversational english, holding a pencil, or the proper way to operate an automobile don’t seem to absorb into my brain very quickly, if at all. Things that come naturally to the rest of the world, things that people call “common sense” don’t make sense to me. I function in a realm outside of common.

I blame the educational system.

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